Computer Problem Report Form

Complete all answers before submitting, incomplete forms will be ignored

Name:
Email:
Describe your problem:
Now, describe the problem with deatils:
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
Select the problem severity:
Select the nature of the problem:
Is your computer plugged in? Yes No
Is it turned on? Yes No
Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No
Have you made it worse? Yes No
What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.
Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes No
Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes No
Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes No
Did you install any sketchy software on your computer recently? Yes No
Are you sure you haven't installed any sketchy software on your computer recently? Yes No
Did any sketchy software magically appear on your computer recently that you don't have a clue where it came from? Yes No
Did a co-worker force you to install some sketchy software on your computer recently? Yes No
Are you interested in our sketchy software installation witness protection program? Yes No
Are you sure you don't want to just move to another computer? Yes No
Is the problem life threatening? Yes No